How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.