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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.