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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho