How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

Ey, get off me homes!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.