How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.