How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone