How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Outsource Jokes More Outsource Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.