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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!