What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with