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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club