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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with