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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.