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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.