What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.