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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.