What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.