What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.