Not enough sand.
Coughin'
Thanks for the gold!
I ate sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
How I bought your mother
Your mother!
Women Say the Darndest Things
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
Because his nuts were in his neck!
