What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Who's there! Anatole! Anatole who?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!