What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.