What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

Half a sack

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!