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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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New World Odor

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He just wants her to be down to Mars

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.