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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

Quality Jokes More Quality Jokes

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!