What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.