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What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second