What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Harm Jokes More Harm Jokes

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.