What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest...... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...