What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me