What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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People just seem to find them vial!

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You don't speak English fourchette!

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They both hate the government.

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So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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You would rise and shine.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!