What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

German Guy Jokes More German Guy Jokes

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan