Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Will i marry you?

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Because she was trans-parent.

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Oman

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He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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