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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.