Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

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How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Infideli Jokes More Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.