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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Infideli Jokes More Infideli Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.