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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.