Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

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