Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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They can go through 94 stories in seconds!