Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?

They can go through 94 stories in seconds!