Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex