Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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School Shooter Jokes More School Shooter Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Tape velcro to the ceiling.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball