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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!