Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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Just one sun

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Because they're practicing to be men.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.