Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
A clutch!
She returned home with a red snapper.
Because their p is quiet.
A Waterloo
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Reddit already. Downvote.
Because other people took the bait.
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.