Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*