She returned home with a red snapper.
He cracked up.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
He was heading west.
Antibiotics
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
Look for gray hares.
Jehovah's citruses.
Fish
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.