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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.