Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Greek Man Jokes More Greek Man Jokes

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.