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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving