Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)