Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

How's your meal?

I've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!