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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.