Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car