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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.