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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.