Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.