Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Hinge Jokes More Hinge Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.