Why doesn't a duck wear underwear?

Because their pecker's on their face.

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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An egg in a duck.

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Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.