Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard