Because they, like, can't even deal.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
Nothing. She is fine.
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Pair-a-dice.
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
Because they don't do Windows
To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
San Andreas fault.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
