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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

College Jokes More College Jokes

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.