Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Four years in an Ivy League school!
Justin Bieber gets jealous.
A woman who doesn't know her place.
Nun.
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
She asks. "It cheese ma."
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Bison
Because they wanted to be smarties.
The Apey-cees!
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
