Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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Curses, foiled again!

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

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How is this grilling you?

Mom's 44th question

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese