To look more like their mom.
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
Because he wanted to look mptnt
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
Because their knee grows
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
When her mustache is on fire!