Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.