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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

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What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!