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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.