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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.