Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What country has many sugar?

Sweetzerland

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "