Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life?

I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Who is saved?

America

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity