4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
Any 4 numbers in a row.
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
Mount Rushmore
He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
An elephant with diarrhea
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
They are both unlike radicals.
4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
He caught her in a 4-way
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
But most just have 4.
Because he is 2 square.
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
They got Bale.
Because white space matters.
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Dyslexia
Because 8 nined 10.
The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive
Chillin.
You might step on the Lagos.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.
He was a little more on...
Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
Raise the urinals
By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Cause he has a Halloweenie
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.