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Burn Man Jokes

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.