Burn Man Jokes

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Black Dude Jokes More Black Dude Jokes

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.