Burn Man Jokes

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Black Dude Jokes More Black Dude Jokes

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.