Canadian Jokes

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Canadian Mint Jokes More Canadian Mint Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.