Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

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Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window