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Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline