Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

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What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.