Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It