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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

Why are red heads never calm?

Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

Early retirement

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.