Lifespan Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What is the lifespan of an owl?

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

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How long can an Owl live?

6 1/2 books...

What is the lifespan of an owl?

6 1/2 books.