Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.