Rabbit Jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

French Jokes More French Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Recede Hareline Jokes More Recede Hareline Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline