Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."